Coming soon: Najib's sofa goes to court.....??

Well, we all know that Saiful (the complainant) went to see Najib Razak (our DPM) after the alleged incident before the making of the police report against Anwar Ibrahim (our former DPM), and so surely, the police should have picked up Najib's sofa (or whatever chair that Saiful sat on) to see if there was any DNA samples...of the perpetrator which may have rubbed off on that sofa...
So, maybe when the next sodomy trial of Anwar begins, we will, this time, be seeing the sofa being brought to court....

After all, in the last sodomy trial, we all remember that the mattress came to court... and this story made it to many newspapers all across the world...